Containers have become ubiquitous, running on everything from quantum computers to smart toasters, with a wide array of deployment options ranging from mainstream cloud providers to experimental setups. This exploration reveals the vast and unexpected landscape of container orchestration, highlighting common platforms such as Amazon EKS and Google Kubernetes Engine, as well as more niche and regional options like those offered by Huawei and Tencent. It delves into specialized solutions for edge computing and serverless functions, and even the most unconventional methods for deploying containers, emphasizing the adaptability and complexity of modern container ecosystems. Pulumi is suggested as a tool to manage this diversity, providing a unified approach to deploying and orchestrating containers across various environments.