A social gathering, referred to as a "drinkup," is scheduled for San Francisco residents at John Colins in the SOMA district on Thursday, December 3rd, at 8:00 PM. This event is part of a series of three drinkups happening in different states, and attendees who manage to attend all three will win a free Large account for life, provided they can offer proof of their attendance and possibly the secret to their teleportation method. The announcement is made by Melissa Severini, who is also known by the handle @luckiestmonkey.