The article, "Where in the World is Elastic?" highlights various upcoming Elastic events and meetups scheduled over the next two weeks across multiple continents, including North America, Europe, Asia, and South America. Key events include the Lone Star PHP conference in Dallas, Texas, and several Elastic user group meetups in cities such as Milwaukee, Los Angeles, and Amsterdam. The piece encourages readers to engage with the Elastic community by attending these gatherings, and it offers support for those interested in hosting their own meetups or giving talks on Elastic-related topics such as Beats, Elasticsearch, Logstash, or Kibana. The article concludes with an invitation to stay updated on future Elastic happenings.