plain AWS Serverless Lambda Scheduled Events are used to store tweets in Couchbase. A few days into running, 269 tweets from @realDonaldTrump have been collected. The blog will analyze these tweets using N1QL, a SQL-like query language from Couchbase that operates on JSON documents. N1QL is used to find the top 5 tweeting days, tweet frequency, most common hour in a day to tweet, common day of the week to tweet, top 5 mentions in tweets, top 5 tweets with RTs, and most common words in tweets. The analysis shows that @realDonaldTrump tweets mostly on Tuesdays, has a high tweet frequency, uses many RTs, and frequently talks about media, fake news, and America in his tweets.