What we served up for the last Birthday Week before we're a teenager

In celebration of its 12th birthday, Cloudflare announced 36 new products and features during its "Birthday Week." These include the world's first Zero Trust SIM, a plan to replace Page Rules with four dedicated products, an invisible alternative to CAPTCHA called Turnstile, and support for post-quantum cryptography. Other notable announcements included enhancements to Cloudflare Workers, Stream, Radar, and partnerships with leading venture capital firms to provide up to $1.25 billion in funding for startups built on Cloudflare Workers.